|0285,213 notes| Wednesday, Aug 20 at 3:28 am
via orgasmic-humor (originally fraternityboy)
  • english is not their first language:Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
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|0274,010 notes| Wednesday, Aug 20 at 3:26 am
via orgasmic-humor (originally moshita)

lillkogobean:

derinthemadscientist:

anomolisticbeauty:

malgosh:

moshita:

Anecdotes by medical practitioners 

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.

Reddit thread 

Hahah

Oh my god… I can’t decide if I should laugh or cry…

People sometimes doubt the that standardised health and sex education is necessary. This is why those people are wrong.

"I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.” 

i think i’m going to cry.

|0604 notes| Wednesday, Aug 20 at 3:23 am
via michzhii (originally mingteukies)

/Accidentally kills millions of fangirls/

(Source: mingteukies)

|0335,898 notes| Wednesday, Aug 20 at 3:23 am
via guy (originally laureninlilly)

neverlaur:

neverlaur:

bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

(Source: laureninlilly)

|01,176 notes| Wednesday, Aug 20 at 3:22 am
via michzhii (originally angfdz)

jayshana:

angfdz:

me: *has an opinion*

me: *realizes that my opinion is a result of my limited world view*

me: *stays in my lane*

THIS

|0152,840 notes| Wednesday, Aug 20 at 3:21 am
via sungneko (originally sansaspark)

elkaydee:

thepluralisphoenixii:

imkatandimawesome:

sansaspark:

During the scene when Mulan decides to go to war instead of her father, she decides to do it while sitting on the foot of the Great Stone Dragon. The image of the dragon looking over Mulan is repeatpred several times throughout the sequence, and the bolts of lightning strike at significant times whenever the dragon is in sight. When Mulan takes her father’s scroll and when she is praying to her ancestors, the Great Stone Dragon can be seen. It is also engraved on the sword Mulan uses to cut her hair and the handles of the wardrobe containing the armor are in the shape of the dragon’s head. The dragon’s eyes glowing in the temple symbolizes Mulan’s role as protector of her family awakening, instead of the actual dragon.

The reason Mushu couldn’t wake the dragon is because the dragon was no longer there. Mulan is implied to be the Great Dragon that protects her family.

CHRIST HOW DID I MISS THAT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

WHAT

HOOO SHITZ

|095,670 notes| Wednesday, Aug 20 at 3:19 am
via michzhii (originally dustpetals)

requietum:

im s TILL LAUGHGING ON WHAT ELI PUT ON THE ENVELOPE OF THE CARD I LOVE U

(Source: dustpetals)

|0108,289 notes| Wednesday, Aug 20 at 3:18 am
via guy (originally marauders4evr)

spockisinthetardis:

marauders4evr:

Alright, folks.

I know that some of you are heading off to college.

And you’re nervous.

So let me answer one question that you’re all thinking about and spare you some awkwardness and embarrassment:

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

YOU DO NOT NEED TO ASK TO USE THE BATHROOM IN COLLEGE.

That is all.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST GET UP AND WALK OUT WITHOUT EXPLAINING MYSELF???

|01,790 notes| Wednesday, Aug 20 at 3:18 am
via komlin (originally oekaki-chan)

oekaki-chan:

In CPR, it’s called “Firefighter Carry”.

|02,766 notes| Wednesday, Aug 20 at 3:17 am
via skeptic-manila (originally yogidezart)

"I do not need a thousand souls. I only need one, which is my master’s.”
↪ Requested by Syl

|086,859 notes| Wednesday, Aug 20 at 3:16 am
via sungminniebaby (originally govi420)

(Source: govi420)

|0183,295 notes| Wednesday, Aug 20 at 3:16 am
via orgasmic-humor (originally rabioheab)

rabioheab:

take a moment to reflect on this image of a prepubescent taylor lautner in a shark costume singing with sharks

|05,440 notes| Wednesday, Aug 20 at 3:14 am
via tastefullyoffensive (originally lunarbaboon)
|0126,802 notes| Wednesday, Aug 20 at 3:11 am
via sungminniebaby (originally gyuki)

(Source: gyuki)

|0178 notes| Wednesday, Aug 20 at 3:09 am
via super-juniors-baby (originally elfamin)

like hyung like dongsaeng

(Source: elfamin)

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